6/02/2009

Facebook Sabatoge

Ladies & Gentleman, i have witnessed a new crime taking place in today's society. Everyday people are fallen victims to this ongoing epidemic. People get comfortable and are left vulnerable to another lurking in the shadows awaiting to attack.
 Here's a scenario:

You're sitting in your room on your laptop... You log onto Facebook to check new notifications or whateva you decide to do on the site... A friend visits you to chill... You continue to surf the web on other pointless websites.... you decide to take a trip to the bathroom.... You come back from the bathroom, surf back on to Facebook again to see an unusual amount of notifications than usual.... Come to find out that everyone is commenting on your new status that YOU never updated saying something super gay that everyone seems to believe.

Yes, i stand before you to inform you about the crime known as "Facebook Sabatoge". Some symptoms of Facebook Sabatoge are:

  • Gay Statuses
  • Gay profile picture
  • Gay Information
  • Interested in the same sex

I have been victim of this crime many accounts. One thing i learned is never put too much trust in your friends. Nowadays your facebook isn't safe. Some helpful tips i learned to do to prevent Facebook Sabatoge:

1. Always log out of facebook when you're done. If not, people who navigate back to the website will automatically be brought to your account.

2. Never have your password automatically saved on any computer (Not even your own). this gives predators an "automatic" reason to fuck with ya page.

3. If you suspect that a friend is telling you to do things that involve turning your back or leaving the room, don't do it, they probably just wanna fuck wit ya page.

So be cautious the next time you decide to use ur facebook. Facebook Sabatoge is only one status change away.

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1 comment:

  1. this don't got nothing to do with nothing you posted. this kid just makes me laugh hard.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfMPrOmkGo8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sy3hLO6l94

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