"So i flip my middle finger and the index finger follow"
Deuces- Chris Brown feat. Tyga & Kevin McCall
[so apparently the song needs to explain a mini tutorial on how to 'chuck' the peace sign q.k.a the 'Deuces'. This is the subliminal status that's directed to whoever pissed off the postee that day. It always makes me chuckle to know that the middle finger is 1st, then the index comes after.... correct me if im wrong but in all my years of 'chuckin' deuces (that sounds so bad on many levels) there has not been one time where i ever needed to put one finger up before the other, they both go up at the same time when i do it... Extra much??]
"I could really use a wish right now"
Airplanes- B.o.B feat. Hayley Williams
[if i see this as someone's tweet/facebook status/ BBM status one more time, i'm going to scream. Everyone all of a sudden could really use a wish right now but last time i checked, i don't see too many magic Genie lamps being sold in the 99 cent store. So with that said, wishing for a wish does not count for anything. It's bad enough the song comes on more than enough (btw, shout owts to B.o.B on his success)]
"I think i'm Big Meech... Larry Hoover"
B.M.F (Blowing Money Fast)- Rick Ross feat. Styles P
[See Rick Ross? see what you did? now you got everyone having an identity crisis just like you. Nobody wants to believe they are themselves anymore. Nowadays it's fun to pretend to be other characteristics far from how we are. Rick Ross q.k.a Ricky Rozay q.k.a Mr. William Roberts II (yup! i Googled his government name... so what?) on many occasions has done this. First off, his name Rick Ross is pretending to be the big-time drug dealer from American Gangster series... umm if i can recall, wasn't you an officer for the Department of Corrections??? this image literally is a total 360 of what you really are. Not to mention now on this latest album "Teflon Don", he wanna be Big Meech, Larry Hoover & MC Hammer (by the way all these people have unfortunate outcomes in the end) The funny thing is, i see this status on so many pages and most of the individuals who post it have NO IDEA who Big Meech & Larry Hoover are. That's like wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt just cuz it look nice. Read a book & un-bliss yourself!]
"I look like YES and you look like NO"
Up All Night- Drake feat. Nicki Minaj
[OMGeebis! WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?! people will force to try and make sense of this one line but i assure you, there is no logic behind this mediocre 'punchline'. Like really, someone explain to me what YES and NO look like!...... oh, i'll wait........ exactly! I guess coming from Ms. Minaj's mouth (pause) it makes 100% sense since she is already unstable as it is in 99.9% of her songs ("Your Love" was the close i ever seen her sane... but then she ruined it with the chorus of "BAH-BA-DAP-DUN-OH!" which according to her official twitter account is a language called 'Nickinese'... go figure smh) well let me continue on with my MAYBE-looking self and move on to the next...]
"On to the next one"
On to the Next One- Jay-Z feat. Swizz Beats
[...which ironically is "on to the next one" I'm starting to believe that no matter what Jay-Z says, he can literally control the minds of every fan through music. If the man said, "Payless is the new Prada" everyone would be rushing to buy themselves some comfortable an non-expensive footware all because he said it. I can't front, "On to the next one" is kinda catchy to say when you want to move on with a current agenda of sorts. Its one of those confident boosters for yourself to make you feel in control. The sad part is, people would like to be "on to the next one" and continue to settle in the same flow of things (so much for moving on, huh?) well at least Swizz Beats doesn't have that problem of moving on... although, Mashonda might, lol]
Over- Drake
[I find this status to be very stush* (stuck up, cocky, conceited) It's pretty much telling me, that you think you're hot sh*t cuz you suddenly know more people than you did the year before... Reality Check: WE ALL KNOW MORE PEOPLE THAN WE DID LAST YEAR... it's called LIFE (unless you're Osama... he's not meeting anyone new no time soon). I respect the song but the artist who sings it acts like he was a nobody before his rap career & all of a sudden he's just an overnight celebrity... Everyone knows you're Jimmy from Degrassi... you always had fame.. as for you postees of these statuses... keep trying... On the brighter side you can sing this song everytime you get a follower on twitter (just dont act super cocky or you might lose them in the same day lol)]
"All i do is win win win no matter what"
All i Do is Win- DJ Khaled feat. Ludacris, Rick Ross, Snoop Dogg & T-Pain
['Everybody's a winner' is what your little league coach used to tell the entire team when they lost... that same principle still applies i guess with this status. So when you post this, you're basically telling me you hav NEVER suffered a lost and that you're on some undefeated life record... if there's any OTHER lies you want to tell me, you can email me them... we all win, we all lose... it happens. I'm not gonna be in denial and wish i was a winner every time... That's a loser's trait lol... SideNote: DJ Khaled stay having 60 ba-gillion people on one song... he remind me of an uncool kid in high school who constantly found a way to be in the mix of the popular kids.. you're too mixxy, Khaled!]
"Its goin down.... basement"
My Chick Bad- Ludacris feat. Nicki Minaj
[smh... let's continue shall we with the basic punchlines: *im hungry.... hippos **im sleepin on them... Sealy ***you turn me on... lightswitch ****dont come at my head... pornos (ok, so that last one was a bit much but you get my point) punchlines with no creativity just equals statements so please cut the crap!... shitscissors]
"Do Right And Kill Everything"
Miss Me- Drake feat. Lil' Wayne
[Awww isn't that cute! Drake took the time to sit down and think about a cool acronym for his name! let's see if i can do one... or better yet, let me just use his as my status even when the acronym doesn't apply to me or spell out my name... yeaaaa, thats what i'll do smh... Dear Drake, the only thing you are killing is me. Nothing about you even screams the word 'kill'... you should of changed that word to something more subtle... like 'Knows', 'Keep' or even 'Kick' if you're feeling rebellious.. but 'kill'... no]
"Oh you fancy huh?"
Fancy- Drake feat. Swizz Beats
[this status has gone overboard... almost anything people do, it is rebutted by some hidden scale of fancy-ness... person1: 'i don't like mayo on my sandwich'.. person2: 'oh you fancy huh?' smh... no true words for this status... I'm just tired of seeing it... i must be fancy, huh?]
"i wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad"
Billionaire- Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars
[looks like somebody can use a wish right now, lol... most of us haven't even seen a ten-thousand-naire yet and were jumping the gun to wanna have a billion??? whoa there Kimosabe!, baby-steps!... before you whine and sulk about NOT being one, try saving your money first instead of buying all this unnecessary accessories... you can't possibly expect to be a billionaire with the type of spending you're doing.. you might as well continue thinking you're Big Meech]
"I'll go to the grave before i be a bitch nigga"
Free Mason- Rick Ross feat. Jay-Z
[in response to the status:.... i guess, i mean if that's how you giving it up (*kanYeshrug*)... maybe its just me but im not choosing the going to the grave option over anything... is there another alternative i can choose? im just sayin!... that line by itself sound like some free mason shit but i won't be the ASSumer. All i know is that it usually be the b*tch n*ggas that post this.. One last thing, if all the real n*ggas die, cuz they don't wanna be b*tch n*ggas, then technically that's gonna leave the world with nuthin but b*tch n*ggas.... that's mad wack! lol]
"You promised me that you would never change up"
Resistance (Thank Me Now)- Drake
(Stop Whining!!!!... people change!... NEXT!!!)
"Pretty Boy Swag"
Pretty Boy Swag- Souljah Boy
[Dear Souljah Boy... thanks for (1) giving Nupes yet another song to shimmy to & (2) giving theme music to a bunch of Shabba-in-the-face ass dudes so they can stare in front of their mirrors thinkin they have swag... "'i appreciate it'"<-- (sarcasm quotes)... i was never a fan of the term Prettyboy.... it just seems gay for boys to be 'pretty'... I don't know, maybe if you tried "Handsome Boy Swag", it probably wouldn't bother me (On second thought the fact that its not catchy would DEFINITELY bother me lol).. point is: Girls=Pretty, Boys=Handsome... but Pretty+Boys=gay... see where i'm goin with this????? SIDENOTE: Don't Souljah Boy sound like the wheelchair kid on Malcolm in the middle when he rapping the chorus?]
"If you ask me im ready"
Unthinkable- Alicia Keys
[Ready for what!?!? you people don't know what you want in life... you're always gonna be confused... just like Alicia Keys... So if i ask you "do you wanna bunjee jump off Niagara falls" you gonna be ready???... didn't think so....i asked didn't i?? you not ready lol]
"No one man should have all that power"
Power- kanYe West
[as much as i dislike Mr. West, i do cosign on this statement... call me a hypocrite but this one can rock, lol]
Well as you can see there are a plethora of phrases that people induct as their own statuses day by day. You will be confused as to if they are speaking through song, or just quoting it because it looks good. Regardless of either, they're annoying... be Original and come up with something clever... that is all... I'm off this... Deuces! (dammit, i can't even end this blog without quoting songs no more smh... Damn you Hip-Hop!)
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