3/27/2009

BiLLz Top Ten Female Celebs

iDecided to make a top ten of female celebrities that if i was THE MAN and could holla at 'em, i would!

#10 Danielle Fishel
Probably the most random of all the choices you are about to read but this one is true as hell. Ever since "Boy Meets World" aired, i had a crush on Topanga. I'm not even talking about the sexy one niether.... I'm goin as far back to when she was mad weird and sat in front of Minkus. First off i took the time to find out her real name so that shows you something. I believe my homie Levelle (shout outs to the original ATA) used to talk to her at one point but that aint gonna stop me from liking her so Danielle, if you just so happen to see this blog... im just sayin.... WHAT'S GUU!
#9 Jenna Von OySix from "Blossom" is were i remember her 1st on the scene but it wasn't until she was Stevie from "The Parkers" that i noticed her ass (literally). I think she got a lil black in her and if she don't, then i'll give her some, LOL. This picture above shows all that im talking bout in the first place. Jenna is a bad B*tch hands down!

#8 Angelina JolieMost definitely one of the most aggressive women in Hollywood in my eyes (right next to Uma Thurmon [All the Kill Bills] and Milia Jojovich [All the Resident Evils]). "Tomb Raider" is what won me over and i just been watching all of her movies from there. Her lips have this plumpness that somehow Julia Roberts lips wil never encounter. Angie's lips are sexy.... while Julia's lips look like the back of a baboon's ass. I feel she would be the type to take sex to another level, but still maintain her conservativeness in public (all in my head mind you lol). She probably would tattoo my name on her just to end up covering it with another tattoo out of pure anger. The only thing I aint with is that adopting mad kids stuff or naming my kids weird stuff like Pax, Maddox, and Knox (FACT!).

#7 Cheri Dennis

Shorty definitely made my list because i actually met her, had a convo with her (by convo i mean accidentally walking in on her half dressed and then defending myself in embarrassment during my Bad Boy Internship) and recognize she cool peoples. She definitely has swag and coolness to her and not to mention her body (with and without clothes) is amazing. I hardly know more than 2 songs by her but that's not the point, lol. All i know is that her accent is music to my ears. This is about the only celeb on this list i truly believe i could meet and hit it off, DEAD ASS lol.

#6 Taraji P. Henson"Baby Boy" made me realize i need someone like her in my life if i could. She would be the perfect baby mother that i actually committed to. She got attitude and sometimes a lil' assertiveness is coolie. I think we would have our arguments but it wouldn't be long before we were good money again. No one knew her before but nowadays, everyone gonna be on her nuts cuz of "Benjamin Buttons".

#5 Hayden PanettiereHands down the most beautiful white women i seen on TV. I still dont know how to say her last name even if i try to take time and sound it out. This is that cheerleder on "Heroes" that can never die because she has self regeneration or some shit like that. I dunno how old she is though but all i know is she makes the top ten over a bunch of women. As long s i don't hear anything crazy about her in the news or TMZ, then im good cuz believe it or not, i used to like Lindsay Lohan.
#4 Sanaa LathanThis woman reads "Essentric" everytime i see her. I just feel if i met her, we dead ass would have the most random and deepest convo ever. I loved the way her "imperfection" isn't an imperfection at all. The way she incorporated her real scar in the movie "Love & Basketball" made me realize that she still gorgeous even with a scar. It was hard to make her #4 but i do believe the three women before this choice deserve their spots.
#3 Lark VoorhiesAs you look at this entry you probably never even bothered to know her real name but YES this is Lisa Turtle from "Saved By The Bell". The hottest thing i found out about her is that she has the same birthday as me (FACT). I used to get tight that i wasn't in that show and how Lisa Turtle wasn't THE main shorty dudes wanted. She fell off on her acting game but she still got my vote anyday. I woulda grabbed a better picture but considering she hardly acts anymore, it was kinda hard. The only pics that popped up were teenage pics of her. It's just something about her that i would love to wake up to and serve breakfast in bed.

#2 Lacey DuvalleOMG! i seen this woman at work so i know how she gets down. AND she pretty, but i wouldn't let her meet mom so she can end up telling her what she does for a living. For those that don't know who she is, this is THE Lacey Duvalle. Yup! the same one who be suckin dick wild! and takin mad dick! (lol). In some weird way, she remind me of this girl i used to go to junior high school with (i would say the name but i think the rules of comparing someone to a porn star is kinda ODee... but oh well! its a girl Natasha, lol). I still want to do porn just to have a movie with her at least once..... or maybe a few vids, lol. She basically is a dime. she got the face, ass, tits and her pipe game is on point from the vids (i doubt any porn dude would say she wack). I think everyone should Google this chick and watch her. Girls: Take notes... Fellas: ENJOY! lol.

#1 Lauren LondonShe is definitely someone i could bring home to the moms! i loved her in "ATL" and she was in "That Girl" video with Pharrell. The line that sticks with me everytime i see her face is "my mouth is not that big!", lol. Looking at her i don't think there is one imperfection on her. Like i think her only flaw would be something like a small crease on her left big toe or something. Lauren Chappelle sounds cool doesn't it? lol... i thought it did

HONORABLE MENTIONS
some people who i thought about but due to priority and significance, just didn't make the cut:

4 comments:

  1. brah your list needs to be changed drastcally, you need to update this

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  2. Yes, all of the women on her are great choices except one. Ms. Fiscel? Are you serious? I mean she is beautiful but.... I just think she is megggga weird. I actually forgot about her. Topanga... Topanga...Topanga. But the rest of your list was decent. However, Lisa Raye should of been added in there. Next time find a spot for her. Oh.. and what about Nicki Minaj. That chick badddd!

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