2. When I buy Italian Icys, I take the wooden scraper and i flip the Icy upside down and eat the frozen sugar juice at the bottom.
3. I take a peek at my Doo Doo's before i flush.
4. Line up my French fries next to each other in order for each fry to get the equal amount of ketchup.
5. I always spit in the toilet before, during or after my peeing session.
6. I say "Imma Holla" to someone after walkin away and most of the time i hardly have any way of contact.
7. When referring to someone in a conversation, and the person doesn't know who im talkin about, i refer to facebook as a visual reference.
3. I take a peek at my Doo Doo's before i flush.
4. Line up my French fries next to each other in order for each fry to get the equal amount of ketchup.
5. I always spit in the toilet before, during or after my peeing session.
6. I say "Imma Holla" to someone after walkin away and most of the time i hardly have any way of contact.
7. When referring to someone in a conversation, and the person doesn't know who im talkin about, i refer to facebook as a visual reference.
8. I grab a Q-Tip to clean my ears like every time i see one... Even if it's in the same day.
9. Talk to myself and respond.
10. Most fat people scare me
11. I Cried when 2pac died.
12. Went to the corner store, bought like 4 different kind of chips, pour it all in a brown paper bag, shake it up and eat them as a mix.
13. Woke up every saturday morning ready for cartoons and get tight when you either (a) woke up late or (b) when 12pm come cuz SOUL TRAIN marked the end of all cartoons.
14. In the song STAN by Eminem, i seen Stan in the window staring at Eminem after he says the lines "... Come to think about, his name was.... it was you"
15. Everytime i hear the song "Push it" by Salt N Pepa... i hear the word PUSSY REAL GOOD... At the same time when i hear Bobby Valentino's new song, i think he says "She gon let me BEAT, BEAT, BEAT, BEAT, BEAT..."
16. I hate when people sit right next to me on trains and buses
17. I get annoyed when someone pushes the elevator button after i already pushed it as if the elevator gonna come faster... At the same time, i hate when people lean over to see if the train coming as if by them doin that the train is gonna pop from the corner and pull in the station.
18. I cant take a picture without throwing up sumthin... whether its GFT or a peace sign.
19. Famous people i hate of the strength of me being a hater: Souljah Boy, Flavor FLav, Diddy, Chris Brown & Jay-Z (unlike the rest i love all his music)
20. Eat Mango skin
21. Hate when you ask someone for the time and they showed you their watch... I always assumed that they couldn't tell time themselves and basically jus another way to tell me "figure it out cuz i dont know!"
22. When i walk out a deparment store and pass the SECURITY thingys, i always get nervous... Mind you i never steal but just the thought of that thing beeping if i pass it scares me.
9. Talk to myself and respond.
10. Most fat people scare me
11. I Cried when 2pac died.
12. Went to the corner store, bought like 4 different kind of chips, pour it all in a brown paper bag, shake it up and eat them as a mix.
13. Woke up every saturday morning ready for cartoons and get tight when you either (a) woke up late or (b) when 12pm come cuz SOUL TRAIN marked the end of all cartoons.
14. In the song STAN by Eminem, i seen Stan in the window staring at Eminem after he says the lines "... Come to think about, his name was.... it was you"
15. Everytime i hear the song "Push it" by Salt N Pepa... i hear the word PUSSY REAL GOOD... At the same time when i hear Bobby Valentino's new song, i think he says "She gon let me BEAT, BEAT, BEAT, BEAT, BEAT..."
16. I hate when people sit right next to me on trains and buses
17. I get annoyed when someone pushes the elevator button after i already pushed it as if the elevator gonna come faster... At the same time, i hate when people lean over to see if the train coming as if by them doin that the train is gonna pop from the corner and pull in the station.
18. I cant take a picture without throwing up sumthin... whether its GFT or a peace sign.
19. Famous people i hate of the strength of me being a hater: Souljah Boy, Flavor FLav, Diddy, Chris Brown & Jay-Z (unlike the rest i love all his music)
20. Eat Mango skin
21. Hate when you ask someone for the time and they showed you their watch... I always assumed that they couldn't tell time themselves and basically jus another way to tell me "figure it out cuz i dont know!"
22. When i walk out a deparment store and pass the SECURITY thingys, i always get nervous... Mind you i never steal but just the thought of that thing beeping if i pass it scares me.
23. Back in the day I dead ass wasn't someone's friend for like a whole 2 hours b4 we were cool again.
24. When i was a licckle yute, I used to think when a dude buss a nut in porn, that it was milk. (FACT! lol)
25. All theme songs from most back in the day cartoons dead ass told the whole story and plot of what the cartoon was about... It makes you not even wanna watch it after you know whats gonna happen (But we still watched it anyways, lol)
26. Tried another liquid to substitute milk for my cereal before realizing that milk is the only thing that works
27. Poured a good bowl of cereal... then poured the milk into it..... took a spoonful in your mouth.... to realize the milk is spoiled.
28. I Ordered somethings on cable i wasnt supposed to order, lol (Whether it was movies, Wrestling or playboy)
29. I Peed my pants at an age i feel i should have been potty trained (3rd grade is kinda embarrassing to me)
30. I Shaved my legs once...... ok twice........... ALRIGHT SO WHAT IF I SHAVED MY LEGS A FEW TIMES! lol
31. I was in love with Jessica Rabbit.
32. I enjoy eating certain cereal out of the box (Ex: KIX, FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH, POPS, etc.)
33. I used to like shows like Wishbone on PBS and Histeria! on WB cuz i learned better from those shows than in skool. As a matter of fact, EVERYTHING on those shows i learned more than in skool. I never read the book "Don Quixote" in my life but i know what the book is about cuz of Wishbone.
34. I thought about doing porn.
24. When i was a licckle yute, I used to think when a dude buss a nut in porn, that it was milk. (FACT! lol)
25. All theme songs from most back in the day cartoons dead ass told the whole story and plot of what the cartoon was about... It makes you not even wanna watch it after you know whats gonna happen (But we still watched it anyways, lol)
26. Tried another liquid to substitute milk for my cereal before realizing that milk is the only thing that works
27. Poured a good bowl of cereal... then poured the milk into it..... took a spoonful in your mouth.... to realize the milk is spoiled.
28. I Ordered somethings on cable i wasnt supposed to order, lol (Whether it was movies, Wrestling or playboy)
29. I Peed my pants at an age i feel i should have been potty trained (3rd grade is kinda embarrassing to me)
30. I Shaved my legs once...... ok twice........... ALRIGHT SO WHAT IF I SHAVED MY LEGS A FEW TIMES! lol
31. I was in love with Jessica Rabbit.
32. I enjoy eating certain cereal out of the box (Ex: KIX, FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH, POPS, etc.)
33. I used to like shows like Wishbone on PBS and Histeria! on WB cuz i learned better from those shows than in skool. As a matter of fact, EVERYTHING on those shows i learned more than in skool. I never read the book "Don Quixote" in my life but i know what the book is about cuz of Wishbone.
34. I thought about doing porn.
35. I feel hearing someone scratch their throat is contagious cuz i always end up doin it after.
36. I feel if i go to see someone in a hospital, days later imma get ODee sick.
37. i need sleep in total silence in a pitch dark room.
38. I have the power to get rid of my own headaches with my own step by step routine.
39. my eyelids are leveled with the world... (what i mean by that is when i look in the mirror theyre all open but still staring into the mirror and tilting my head a little back, they're 3/4 closed.. try it if you still dont get what i mean)
40. I think the makers of Hot Dog Buns should team up with the makers of Hot dogs and come to an agreement. Because there is no reason Hot Dog Buns come in packs of 8 but Hot Dogs come in packs of 10... WTF are the 2 extra hot dogs for!?!?!
there was more... i jus got lazy to type
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