Facebook

* The yellow pages of people you know

* where you're recommended people who you don't know but request them anyway because Facebook thinks you "may know them"

* is where people add people as friends with no intentions to talk to them in real life

* is where you get the 20 second amazement feeling of finding people you haven't spoken to in ages

* where all the incriminating pictures dwell

* it's where you can't help but to be nosey (shout outs to Live Feed)

* the site you end up on hours without end waiting for new notifications and messages

* where the "married" status doesn't mean you're married at all

* the only place where you can let people know how "complicated" your relationship is going instead of simply leaving it as it is

* proves giving and receiving birthday luv has never been so easy

* where as long as your someone's friend, you'll never "C" your way out of an "A" and "B" conversation (shout outs to Wall-to-Wall)

* is where the person who writes stati about not caring about what anyone thinks still feels the need to add the Honesty Box application

* one of the reasons people take pictures nowadays

* where "poking" has turned into either some form of a flirtatious feature or some way to annoy the shit out of people.

* the place where people find free counseling and therapy (not the best place for it but... hey!)

* still a place only entertaining to the college crowd

* its Reality television... the internet version


i was bored and felt to be random so i wrote this.... add on below if you feel to