Ideas-4-Daze

Someone tell me why my mind is always so damn creative and random? I have like mad ideas for things that i think in no way shape or form would actually pull off in the real world but could be pulled off as spoofs for entertainment. here's my input....

"Rent-A-Baby.com"

Did you ever want to experience having a child without actually taking the responsibility to have one? Ever wanted to be the center of attention with your newborn but didn't want to wait 9 months to make one? well, this is a service where you can rent a child for the day. Rent a baby today with 3 easy steps:
1. Log on & Choose the baby of your preference
2. Fill out Credit Card info & confirm
3. Wait 3 business days & your Rent-A-Baby shall arrive!

For more information call 1-800-RENT-A-BB... that's 1-800-736-8222

RENT-A-BABY.com "Leave the Baby making to us!"


"SmellEvision"

A Television with the essence of aroma control. For instance, say if you were watching the cooking channel and wanted to know how the food smells or what fragrence a certain perfume smelled like. On the remote, just like the volume, there will also be a aroma volume where you are able to raise or lower the aroma you are smelling through the television. There will also be a mute aroma button to avoid smelling certain shows you don't want to smell at the moment. For example, you wouldn't want to be smelling anything while watching Animal Planet. This will also benefit food commercials because they can use this to trigger their audience to be in the mood for their product.

Own your SmellEvision today!

1-877-SMELL-TV
1-877-(763-5588)


"Hoverboard rink"

Have you ever tried putting 2 magnets together of the same side and realized they never will touch. When i was little after Watching Back to the Future 2, i always wanted to make a hoverboard. My logic was that if I had an entire floor cover with one side of a magnet and underneath a skateboard deck have the same exact side of the magnet, that if i put the deck over the floor, it wood never touch the ground and therefore start to hover. So i figured that there should be a big rink where ppl could hoverboard all the time. The only flaw to this whole idea was that the individual could not be wearing any kind of metal or else it would just end up sticking to the floor.


"Cool Cats"

This random cartoon i came up with that consist of 4 cool cats with their individual & unique styles. These cats live through their regular days doing cool things. The conflict of each show is their rivals: The Lame Llamas. These 3 Llamas are corny, boring and always hating on the cool cats. Each episode is always another plot to stop the cool cats from being so cool but the plan always backfires and at the end of every episode, the cool cats always end up drawing penises on the Llamas foreheads. The funny thing about this cartoon to me is the purposely bad animation i had planned for this cartoon. I wanted the animation to be some 1st draft sketch. The Llamas would look so wack and boring that you wouldn't even know they were Llamas. The only characters that would look cool is of course, the cool cats


"Movie Mansion"

What happens when you put 9 celebrities in a house to live together? well you just have 9 celebrities living in a house together.... BUT What happens when they have to live in the house as one of the roles they played in a movie........ FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW WITHOUT BREAKING CHARACTER? well you have one of the most anticipated reality shows of the year.

Johnny Depp............. "Capt. Jack Sparrow [Pirates of the Caribbean]"
Anna Faris......... "Cindy [Scary Movie]"
Sylvester Stalone....... "Rock Balboa [Rocky]"
Uma Thurmon....... "Beatris Kiddo [Kill Bill]"
Dave Chappelle.......... "Rick James [Chappelle Show]"
Taraji P Henson........ "Yvette [Baby Boy]"
John Witherspoon............. "Pops [Almost everything he do]"
Katt Williams............ "Money Mike [Friday after Next]"
& Will Ferrell............. "Ricky Bobby [Talladaga Knights]"