Randomness Around the Crib

Self Explanatory...

[Left] What is a black household without having a bottle of this???? Face it, pink lotion is the shit. One confession i might add is i once used pink lotion on my elbows when i couldn't find my lotion. I admit, it felt a little weird 'cuz it was type thick and sticky (pauz!) but once i rubbed it in my skin, i was good pesos. I smelled great and was moisturized.[Right] Ladies & Gentleman, this is the reason why i smell oh so great (or horrible depending on whose nose it is) I have a never ending supply of Rubee so now it's embedded in my DNA. It's Odee fragranced so i don't put it on my face but this officially patented as the Bobby smell regardless of who wears it.

[Left] This is the infamous barrel that sits in my dining room and patiently awaits my mother to fill it with a bunch of crap to send to Barbados. It's been in the dining for some time so im assuming whoever is waiting for the stuff is probably upset right now. She probably doesn't even know what she's sending in the 1st place (lol)
[Right] This is my stairs that leads up to the 2nd floor. As you can see, my moms got all of her shoes on EVERY step leading up. I wish my kick game was as on point as my moms shoe game. I stay trippin on these shits when im coming downstairs with the lights off.

[Left] This is one of the half bathrooms of the house. Black & white makes a cool look for any bathroom but peep the wallpaper...
[Right] A close up on the wallpaper. My bathroom has a bunch of naked Greeks on my wall. In a way it's very cool and unique but on the other side, very creepy to have all these naked people staring at you while you're doing your numbers (whether it be #1 or #2).

[Left] Everytime someone comes into my house they see this sign and never get the message it's tryna send. They always think its some form of typo or sumthin. Well I'm here to explain for the slow folks out there that it says "CANCER cures smoking" because when you end up getting lung cancer from smoking too much and die, you are cured because you no longer are smoking.
[Right] Across from that sign stares BLACK JESUS. The thing about this picture is that when i was little, i honestly thought this was a picture of my actual father for like ever and a day. I guess in many ways i was right. He IS my father! as well as the son & the Holy Spirit..... can we say Multi-talented????? nice!

[Left] This wooden plaque was intentionally made for my mom and pops but since he aint in the picture, I fully claim the name you see just this one time as my own. It says "Robert & Faith" I love my mommy so this is actually cool beans to have. #1 lady of my life (I'm still waiting for #2 to come through)
[Right] The "ultimate" entertainment centre (& you know it's official when you spell center with the R-E and not the E-R at the end). 1st you got the APEX DVD player sitting at the bottom, I never use that but it just makes me look like i got mad stuff going on so i just put it there. On top of that you got the FISHER VCR. In this house, we got a whole bunch of tapes laying around and it's always fun to find some of the things i used to record, watch and all that (I think i still have a couple porn on VHS too, them old 1980 lookin shits tho, lol). Lastly, on top of that, you got the newly installed VERIZON FiOS installed where i can channel surf through a bunch of channels i hardly watch til i get tired of looking for sumthin to watch in the 1st place. I always end up finding some lame ass show which conviently is always on some semi marathon shit when i leave it on that channel [::cough:: SPONGEBOB! ::cough::]

[Left] This throwback picture is of me being as "yard" as i can be. I dead ass am in Barbados in this picture with a bright ass matching top and bottom outfit and lord knows what's going on with my hair. If you don't believe that's me...

[Right] Here's the close up of my face! (LOL)

[Left] Now we're in my bathroom and we take a look at the shit i need to start putting my commitment into. In order for me to face that smooth bumpless skin, i must start using NOXZEMA on my face like every day and night. NOXZEMA definitely works as long as you are consistent with the routine. This is actually my mother's jar though but soon enough, imma be on my game.
[Right] Now like any product that works, there's always a product lurking in the shadows that DOESN'T work. This shit is the failure. First off, I'm mad at its bad attempt to look like the real deal. 2nd, it don't even smell like it works! Shit is all watered down as if you took the real Noxzema and used it all, poured some water in it, shook it up and used it then. The name of the shit is called "FAB FACE". Ya think they would of came up with sumthin' more catchier than that!, lol

[Left] Something you must know about my mother: She types and prints signs around the whole house. These signs are not just directed to me, they're directed to anyone who is in this house and can read them. You can casually see this sign while sitting on the toilet because it's dead ass right in front of you purposely. My mother makes signs so much that Times New Roman 72pt font is her handwriting!
[Right] This bottle of guck is my new and best friend. Since I cut my hair 2 weeks ago, this jar has helped my boat sail out to sea with the waves it has been puttin in my head. I have been focused on taking care of my head since i cut my hair just so i can have my head on some 360 sprewell spinning type shit! DAX is the new Murray's... ya'll need to get with it... & make sure it's the LANOLIN one... yea, like sheep's wool.

[Left] This tiny Sigma suit i found in the realms of my closet. It belonged to me of course. I believe this was one of my Easter Sunday outfits. I decided to hang it in my room in remembrance of the days when i was a flyy little bugger and congratulate myself from not straying far from that flyyness at all.
[Right] This is a picture of me actually wearing the suit standing next to my cousin Jamel aka Smurf. The funny part is, I used to be on my Damu Blood shit hardbody, but I'm the one wearing Blue and my cousin Smurf (no pun intended) was on his Loc Crip shit, but he the one in Red, lol

[Left] Now here's the story about these shoes and why they are on this blue bar. When i was born, my legs were all fucked up. I had that turned in, type leg that if i was to get older, my walk would've been crazy. Well in order for my feet to be good money in the future like they are now, they broke my foot so that it could reset the right way. These shoes helped my leg stay proper and not turn back in like before. I'm glad they nipped that problem in the butt at an early age, cuz me not dancing would have been a problem.
[Right] I just had to take picture of my BLUE SHOES! moms used to make me wear these shits with anything... Even if a nigga was playing outside with his friends.... smh

[Left] Big ass Barbados flag on my wall so you and anyone else don't forget what kinda family dis iz. I don't claim it cuz i wasn't born there but i was raised by a great Bajan woman who made sure i was good money in life so i respect it.
[Right] The questions you may ask yourself upon seeing this photograph: (1) Is that Spongebob in a plastic bag? (2) Is that a Spongebob pinata in that plastic bag (3) Is that a Spongebob pinata hanging from your ceiling in a plastic bag and (4) Why is there a Spongebob pinata hanging from your ceiling in a plastic bag?... Well the answer to all of these questions is a simple "cuz i feel like it!".... sometimes niggas just gotta have pinatas hangin from they ceilings like shit is sweet

[Left] This is my birth certificate poorly framed on my wall from Brookdale Hospital.
[Right] One of the best game consoles of the 90s... This system had a wide variety of games and all were worth spending all afternoon playing on end with no regards of stress or bullshit. I owned Super Mario World, TMNT: Turtles in Time & Toy Story (Im not proud of the last one, lol)

[Left] Sleep & Snore Ernie with the creepy chest that rises up and down when he snores. The weird part about him, he speaks when i don't touch him... i mean like at any random moment of the day, you'll just hear him say "That feels great!"
[Right] This is just mickey mouse. Don't ask me why i have it, cuz i dunno either... i Hate 'em!... but in other news, i have CAUTION tape on my front door for no reason at all, just cuz i thought it look cool at one point

[Left] This is my dancing days at Leaps N Bounds School of Dance (shout outs to LB).... yes that is me in a hot orange ass shirt doing some pose... i only took pics cuz my mother made me... other than that, i couldn't care less... i came to dance for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only (1) chill with my niggas that were dancing there b4 i was and (2) to holla at shorties who were dancing there (actually one in particular by the name of Victoria... but sad to say she's washed up {Check my blog about the fallen dimes... pertains to females like her})
[Right] This is a close up to show ya'll IT's REALLY ME! so get ya laughs out... if i was embarassed at all, this picture would never made it online.

[Left] I have no clue how old i am in this pic... But check it, that shirt is tough and i want to know where it is!
[Right] This picture is of me in Pre-K... the reason why im so sad in the pic because i was very upset i had to wear church clothes to take my class picture... i was dead ass crying about me wearing this suit!

[Left] Chubby ass baby! i dont even know how old i am... all i know is that i have bling and a huff* ass sweatsuit

*[Huff- {adjective*}- Being fat]

[Right] My 3rd grade picture... aka the first time i got a dark ceasar... the only difference is from now is that i had a rattail in the back of my head aka that long ass ponytail

[Left] 1st grade picture and honestly, i had the flyyest High top fade in my class... im still puzzled to this day how i keep my shit fresh at a young ass age... PEEP THE PART! Oowwww!
[Right] 2nd grade, i can't lie, my shit lookin a bit weak, lol... and where was i goin with that Steve Harvey brown suit??? lol and ya'll probably can't see it but i'm definitely wearing a hoop earring, smh

[Left] 4th grade picture and the exact look of when i started my locks.... I call this stage "the ugly stage" cuz i hardly had any hangtime. This was also the time my mother secretly sewed seashells into my hair at night and have me wake up to surprises in the morning... i always ripped the shit out anyways, lol
[Right] 5th grade picture and 1st year of locks.... this was a cool year almost as well... I remind myself of my nephew in this picture... or better yet, my nephew looks like me!

[Left] Me in 7th grade... 3rd year of locks... when i could actually pull my hair back into a ponytail (i was hyped)
[Right] 8th grade graduation picture aka 4th year of locks... I was definitely a silent killer in JHS... had all the girls and didn't even know it... I walked across that graduation stage with almost the whole place screaming for me.... and i knew they was cheering for me and not the guy behind me because the dude behind me was some chinese nerd (no offense)

[Left] Me in my conductor's outfit with those arms that you just wanna bite with ya gums
[Right] Me with the Odee Frederick Douglas dew goin on... my pupils so big, you hardly can see the white part... look like i got them shark eyed contacts

[Left] This bottle..... the story behind this bottle is so crazy, its one of the reasons why i still have it. In Mo'ville we used to play the game TIMEOUT, where if you had some food and if you were playing, all i had to do was say TIMEOUT and the food was officially mine... well Alex aka DJ Takeova was the nicest out of all of us that were playing cuz he never got caught, so it was my aim to catch him. One day i saw him walking with a sprite in his hand and i said wat up to him while walking by... As soon as he gave me a pound, i TIMEDOUT his bottle.... Later that day i heard he was dumb thirsty and asked mad people for change just to get that soda... and i ended up TIMING him OUT on it right before he could even get a sip... i marked on the bottle "On April 5th 2005 this bottle was Timed Out from Wayne "Alex" Stephenson by Robert "Bobby" Chappelle".. i saved this bottle as a trophy and had it for the past 4 years now.

[Right] A poster in my room which states a quote from Selassie I... you guys/gals can read, shoot!