"So iNcrediBiLLz" The Bobby Movie (Casting Part I)

Another Random album idea and product expression... I thought of this concept in the shower and these are all the people who would the people of my fictional movie of my life... the Mo'ville Chapter of it at least (Old Westbury coming soon). I was like "if i had a movie of ME, who would play who?". I made an album on facebook at 1st, but i know how much my iNcredAudience loves to read! (sarcasm) so i made a blog. This is the 1st of the series. So i stood and thought (cuz you cant sit in the shower... well you can, but who would want to) and came up with these perfect people. Now just like any movie casting, I wasn't tryna find look-a-likes for the most part. Some people might have that outstanding physical trait that i may wanted to show in order to make the movie flow but, these people DO NOT look like them at all. I just matched stereotypical features and attitudes with the person.

Bobby "BiLLz" Chappelle played by Katt Williams

I was told I'm a funny and random dude. The fact that im already called him made this decision work. Just like how Gravy was casted to play Biggie just cuz he was fat. Katt Williams being himself and playing the role would not stray away from the essence of being completely iNcrediBiLLz.

Notable Line: "... Sometimes niggas just gotta do that, i dunno..."

Ryle "Slinky" Watson played by Will Smith

Slinky is my right hand man, so Will Smith would definitely be the role for this man. Smith would be on his photography shit while busting some dance moves in other scenes. Slinky personality is a laid back cool flow with spurts of energy in between. This is nuthin new for Smith so i wouldn't doubt this role for him. Slink was the 1st roommate i ever had in my college experience. Very weird but cool to still be in touch with him til this day. Might sound gay but there's not a day i go without talkin to him.

Notable Line: "Yeaaa Monkee, We in dere!"

"Monkee" played by Jack the Monkey

One of the 2 most random characters in my movie. This is Monkee; Slink's companion. This character is portrayed as imaginary but only slink can see him as a movable animal. To the public eye, he's just a Build-A-Bear stuff animal. This is the monkey from the Pirates of the Caribbean series. Monkee's role for the most part would be actually saving slink from a lot of careless mistakes and choices.

Notable Line: "[monkee screetching]"
Celina "Momma C." Nixon played by Keyshia Cole

This casting decision couldn't have worked out better. Cole has the attitude and the look of my Godsis downpack. I have never seen Keyshia Cole act but i bet you she would need too much acting to play Celina (well maybe a little bit of acting). This character is like my consultant as well as my patient. We both listen to each other and til this day stay in contact. I already told both her and Slink they have #1 spots to the godparents of my children.

Notable Line: "Strictly Success... H.B.I.C.... Ask about me"

Kendra "TriniGrini" McBurnie played by Taraji P. Henson

What movie would this be without the journey of the 1st love? Regardless of our current status between each other, i will always have love for shorty. So i needed my homegurl Taraji Henson to play Kendra. I saw the movie Baby Boy and was convinced she got the 'tude for this movie. Dont get me wrong, there were good moments to our run so that will also be played well by Ms. Henson. Kendra hold the title (out of all the relationships i ever had) of THE EX. I might need a few demands in order to fit my life such as Henson getting carsick and throwing up in her own bag, using terms like "Jese Louise", "Ooooo yeaaaaa!", and the infamous and sarcastic "Thanks, really appreciate it!"

Notable Line: "[sarcastic] Thanks, really appreciate it!"

Terry "Tee da Kid" Griffith played by Ahmad "Real" Givens

Most of you are wondering "why him?" well at the time in the ville, Terry had long hair. Also, terry's natural trait is that he smiles in any given situation. ALSO this dude terry work out like every other minute and Real is kinda backed up too. So. there you have it, the role fits. Terry in this movie would be the loyal friend i chill with on the conversion to the new skool of Old Westbury aka This is the introduction to the drinking and smoking, lol

Notable Line: "I'm not even gonna lie to you, dawgs...."

Theron "Kappa T" Stubbs played by Algernod "Plies" Washington

Well let's see... Plies has never acted a day in his life (besides his rap swag lol) but i picked him because he seems laid back... like Theron... this character, aside Kiddy is my other close friend i start to chill with on the conversion to Old Westbury living. Kiddy, Kappa Tee, Shotta D and I make our own social clique which follow the routine of drinking every Thursday night. By the way, Tee is a big fan of Plies so he wouldnt even be mad at this pic. It would be funny to hear Plies say the line

Notable Line: "Tell dat man to S-M-D!"

Damion "Shotta D." Richardson played by Bill Bellamy

Shotta D is famous (and infamous) for being a "Gyalas"...

Gyalas- [noun*] to have sexual intimacy with numerous amounts of females

I chose Bill Bellamy because i remember him from the movie "Def Jam's How to be a Player" and thought this would be the perfect person to relive that role. Shotta D is a very fashionable person to so the professional look plus the charm works. Shotta Damion is 1/4 of the M-O to the O-Dub team. He's a good friend but usually is a flop from his habitual lies.

Notable Line: "Whats Guuuuuuuuu!"

Patrick "KINGfish" King played by Charlie Murphy

This one is a tough decision. i thought Terry Crews would have been a good Pat. Both are good actors with a bit of comic relief. I can hear notable Kingfish quotes through the voice of Charlie Murphy at the same time, i can see the seriousness through Crews. due to the fact that i have someone already for the role of Crews, i'll let Murphy take the role. Pat is the good conscious friend. he hardly does wrong and if he does, you'll never know because you're too busy doing your own wrong to notice.

Notable Line: "... So basically..."

Darnell "Mr. NHDC" St. Bernard played by Terence Howard

The man formally known as LHDC (Long Hair; Dont Care) is now Mr. NHDC (No Hair; Dont Care). I chose Terence Howard for the main reason this dude is lightskin, a good actor and the main reason that he's overly emotional in all of his movies, which is an important trait to play Darnell (no offense to my son). From Hustle N Flow, to Crash, to Ray, all the way to Ironman, this man sound like he always about to cry. On the other side, Terence Howard is a fresh dude usually in movies and that's basically how NHDC keeps hissself. Shit! look at this pic, even his fingernails are kept nice just like Darnell, (lol)

Notable Line: "Long Hair; Dont Care man!"

Jahmal "Mr. Yapp" Yapp played by Dave Chappelle

Its the faces that Chappelle comes into play. Yapp is a cool and calm dude for the most part who gets along with everyone. The moment he gets a chance to party and wild out, That's when SuperYapp appears. Dave would be the perfect Yapp plus more.

Notable Line: "Rahtid!"

Alex "eBay Al" Turner played by Jamie Foxx

Alex is hands down one of the natural funniest dudes i know. Jamie Foxx is hands down one of the most funniest comedians i know of. So with that said, this will be the person for the role. They both have the same comedic strategy. I had said Mike Epps before because Epps is all about ad lib but then i thought and i was like Foxx is Definitely an improv dude goin back to the In Livin Color days. Alex can be found doing the most random shit with me, usually intiated by him and I'm usually the one suckered in to do it.

Notable Line: "We Outy 5000"

Frankford "DJ Frankie Styles" Notice played by Anthony Anderson

Frank wouldn't approve of this pic but i think its a very good one. Anthony Anderson is funny as well and i believe he can pull off Frankie Style's sarcasm perfect. Frank would have wanted me to pick some jamaican to be in the movie but I was goin by American actors and actresses. Frank was 1/7 of the team known as the Top Shottas: Mo'ville Chapter. The music man always with the new tunes.

Notable Line: "[o]Dee!"

Quenel "Famous" Petitfrere by Cuba Gooding Jr.

A-C-M! I chose an actor you don't expect to be a gangster cuz everyone is always sleepin on my son Fame. Famous was someone i had to get used to. At first i hardly knew him so it was easy to hate on him, but when you start to see a person for wht they are, you respect it. There is something about Famous that to this day i have grown to admire. No matter how many people come at him on some disrespectful shit, he holds his head through the fire and continues to move forward. That's something i have to learn to do myself because i hardly have as many enemies as he do. Shit! his name need not to be Famous, but Infamous now.

Notable Line: "Aye-See-Emm!"
Bijan "The Beeb" Dendtler-Clark played by Persia White

If you watched the show Girlfriends then you would know what i mean when i say she would play Bijan very well. Beebs vybe is so.... Spiritual, Essentric, Fun, Positive and of course Random. She's my left handit bandit (cuz she's left handed). She's significant cuz at the same time Beebs is my homie, we wasnt always on the good foot.

Notable Line: "MAGENTA!"

Melissa "Wiley" Smiley played by Christina Milian

Smiley would hate me for this comment right here but i picked her because shes small and pretty! lol. Smiley is my right hand woman. I'm her shoulder to lean on for the most part. She always has something going on in her life that i never mind hearing about. Like Beebs, me and Smiles were never always on the cool path. It took alot for us to return back to our friendship role. I think Milian can pull off Wiley's crazyness as well as bad temper while looking cute doing it.

Notable Line: "... DUDE!..."

Kadeem "Kadeem" Dick played by Chris Brown

besides the skin tone, Chris Brown is the perfect. He dances, sings and would be wifed to the beautiful Wiley (Christina and Chris= Cute couple). Kadeem is an all around nice guy. No flaws from this character.

Notable Line: "(It always changes so he don't really have one.. Just dances)"

Jaida "Kissi" Van Putten played by Tatiyana Ali

Jaida is little, portayed as innocent and nonchalant. In my eyes, i thought of Ashley from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Even though Ash is now older and out of that phase, when people see her in the movie, they'll automatically still think of her as such. Well they wouldn't be wrong cuz Jaida's swag is just that. Jaida was someone at 1st i wanted to holla at but over the years just grown to be a cool female friend. In life every person should have a friend like her.

Notable Line: "Mwuah!"

Shareefa "Clap" Shaheed played by Tamala Jones

I seen Tamala in alot of movies and in almost every movie, she is always on that thin and fine line of either being happy or completely angry. Seeing that made me believe that she would play Shareefa off the bat. Shareefa was someone i met in Mo'ville and i just took her in as a very cool homie. She would always have problems with the local people but end up working her problems out in the long run.

Notable Line: "Live.Love.Life"

Diamond "Clip" Hill played by Tinicha Arnold

Ya'll remember the episode of Martin when Pam was hypnotized and they said "be like martin" and she was actin like him... well idk, it made me think of my favorite girl. Diamond has the funny spirit one minute where she can be a one woman show of funniness. Then there woul be moments where she wanna fight somebody. If that aint Pam from Martin then idk what.

Notable Line: "Don't Do that!"

"Davina" played by herself The funny thing about this picture that's probably bothering you is that there is nothing in it. That was intentional. To understand that you have to understand Davina. Davina is Clip (Diamond)'s imaginary daughter. She doesn't exist so there really is no one that would play her. BUT she will be in the credits of my movie and have major roles.

Notable Line: [silence]

Stay tuned for more of the casting...