9/20/2010

Where U @?

this blog is dedicated to these celebs who came into the game and dissapeared off the face of the earth with their music... im assuming you either taking a break (#lies) or just never had talent in the 1st place... there should be no reason you letting this opportunity go to waste...
 these are the candidates


  • Lil Mo- the last time i heard of you, someone hit you over the head wit a bottle smh #scum

  • Nicole S- never knew how to say your last name so i kinda knew your career was over

  • D4L- ya'll really thought ya'll shit was hot? the only nigga doin ight is Shawty Low

  • DFB- i never even knew yall names #OHiTHINKtheyLIKEme? now #NOBODYknowsYOU

  • Day 26- Day 26 you were formed... Day 29 yall niggas aint doin shit

  • Slim from 112- this nigga came out with an album and i dont even know any other hot songs besides So Fly

  • Craig Mack- Ugly nigga... after Diddy got Biggie #URcareerWASover

  • Black Rob- probably still in jail

  • G Dep- i heard you was in Rehab or sumthin... No Special Delivery for you!

  • Ja Rule- we all know your story.. #MovingON

  • Charli Baltimore- niggas ODeed on you by leaving you out of the Notorious movie... Biggie fucked you too

  • Loon- Mason Betha in the face soundin nigga

  • Peedi Crack- A-linke-Ma! or wateva the hell he said in that Neyo track

  • Vivian Green- Emotional Rollercoaster was my shit! but thats all she wrote smh

  • Spice Girls- All yall bitches is grown... The Scary one is badd now #iSEEyouMAMA

  • Samantha Mumba- you been gone so long, i 4got what you sing

  • Cleoptra- i wonder what these bitches is doing now? hmmmmm

  • Blaque- ...same goes for these bitches

  • Bobby Valentino- this short nigga had a good run.. dunno where he flopped

  • Shawnna- too busy gettin some head, now you gettin no burn

  • Young Dro- puttin young before ya name and you a old lookin nigga smh

  • Young Joc- you flopped after that Lookin Boy track

  • Houston- im sure you never SAW this coming #seeWHATiDIDthere <-- #seeWHATiDIDthereAGAIN lol

  • Chingy- you thought you was hot after you left DTP... FYI: youre GARBAGE

  • Tyrese- i can see you on ya movies groove but what happened to the music my G?

  • Da Brat- cut that AG Lesbo look, i seen pics of you and youre baddd!

  • Rage- Youre ruff & tuff with youre Afro Puffs... in youre living room stuff eating Cocoa Puffs

  • Nonchalant- 5 o'clock in the morning, where ya gonna be?? not famous! thats for damn sure!

  • Tamia- being a good wife to Grant Hill.. i say that cuz i dont hear about her on TMZ or MediaTakeOut so she good

  • Ashanti- once you cut them sideburns, you had nuthin for anyone to talk about

  • Tara- i dont even know who this is, somone reccomended her to me

  • Christina Milian- #wash'D!

  • T-Boz- Sickly

  • Mia X- just regular ol Mia now

  • Mystikal- some fat nigga

  • Deborah Cox- with a name like that, i know somewhere where she coulda worked

  • Next- #NEXT!

  • Tweet- Ooops theres goes my job OHMY

  • Kema Keisha Pam (Total)- Lesbian Orgy somewhere moaning in harmony

  • 702- downgraded to 351

  • Nicole Wray- wishing she was still under Missy

  • Magoo- wishing he hadnt told Timberland "my name is Mag-gan-noo, get it straight nigga!"

  • B5- Jackson 5 finally caught on they was tryna steal all they songs

  • T3- in Tito's house aint doin shit with they lives

  • Letoya Luckett- devising a plan to take Beyonce out of the game

  • Michelle Williams- ripping down all her WORD UP! Destiny Child posters off her wall

  • Uncle Luc- living good... he dont gotta do shit! bitches still fuck wit him

  • Xzibit- realizing how dumb of a name that is

  • 504 Boys- wondering what the 504 stood for after all these years

  • Juvenile- the oldest nigga in Juvi

  • Ying Yang Twins- in some retard ward screamin HANH!

  • Lil Jon- reading Shakespeare drinking herbal tea

  • Akon- selling Goochi bags

  • Yung Buck- watching re-runs of Oprah

  • Tony Yayo- playing 50 Cent Bulletproof just to see his character be gangsta

  • Olivia- still waiting for G-Unit to put out her 1st album

  • Amil- working F/T at Pathmark #deadass

  • Vita- wish i knew where she went off to

  • (party aint a party lady)- im still tryna figure out her name without Googling smh

  • Tatiyana Ali- better off being Ashley

  • Faith Evans- clearly Biggie was you're savior cuz you're doing horrible now

  • Blu Cantrell- one song... that didnt even make sense

  • Carl Thomas- you had talent... #WHAThappened

  • Angie Stone- blowing down Brown Sugar & Chocolate Thai with...

  • Dangelo-... <--- this nigga

  • Blackstreet- on the backstreets

  • India Arie- gone TOO natural, she turned into a tree

  • O'ryan- no one even knew he tried to sing

  • Pleasure P- had to move somewhere far from schools.. apparently everywhere has a school

  • Amerie- probably back to wherever she comes from

  • Pretty Ricky- They all probably dont fuck with Spectacular no more and took him from they Top 8s of Myspace

  • Cassie- looking for that 1/3 of her head she shaved off

  • Youngbloodz- they dont give a damn, so IDGAF!

  • Nelly- he good, he made sure he invested in mad shit cuz his style was corny

  • J Holiday- probably still in Bed

  • Mario Winan- He dont even wanna know where his fame is smh

1 comment:

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