this blog is dedicated to these celebs who came into the game and dissapeared off the face of the earth with their music... im assuming you either taking a break (#lies) or just never had talent in the 1st place... there should be no reason you letting this opportunity go to waste...
these are the candidates
Lil Mo- the last time i heard of you, someone hit you over the head wit a bottle smh #scum
Nicole S- never knew how to say your last name so i kinda knew your career was over
D4L- ya'll really thought ya'll shit was hot? the only nigga doin ight is Shawty Low
DFB- i never even knew yall names #OHiTHINKtheyLIKEme? now #NOBODYknowsYOU
Day 26- Day 26 you were formed... Day 29 yall niggas aint doin shit
Slim from 112- this nigga came out with an album and i dont even know any other hot songs besides So Fly
Craig Mack- Ugly nigga... after Diddy got Biggie #URcareerWASover
Black Rob- probably still in jail
G Dep- i heard you was in Rehab or sumthin... No Special Delivery for you!
Ja Rule- we all know your story.. #MovingON
Charli Baltimore- niggas ODeed on you by leaving you out of the Notorious movie... Biggie fucked you too
Loon- Mason Betha in the face soundin nigga
Peedi Crack- A-linke-Ma! or wateva the hell he said in that Neyo track
Vivian Green- Emotional Rollercoaster was my shit! but thats all she wrote smh
Spice Girls- All yall bitches is grown... The Scary one is badd now #iSEEyouMAMA
Samantha Mumba- you been gone so long, i 4got what you sing
Cleoptra- i wonder what these bitches is doing now? hmmmmm
Blaque- ...same goes for these bitches
Bobby Valentino- this short nigga had a good run.. dunno where he flopped
Shawnna- too busy gettin some head, now you gettin no burn
Young Dro- puttin young before ya name and you a old lookin nigga smh
Young Joc- you flopped after that Lookin Boy track
Houston- im sure you never SAW this coming #seeWHATiDIDthere <-- #seeWHATiDIDthereAGAIN lol
Chingy- you thought you was hot after you left DTP... FYI: youre GARBAGE
Tyrese- i can see you on ya movies groove but what happened to the music my G?
Da Brat- cut that AG Lesbo look, i seen pics of you and youre baddd!
Rage- Youre ruff & tuff with youre Afro Puffs... in youre living room stuff eating Cocoa Puffs
Nonchalant- 5 o'clock in the morning, where ya gonna be?? not famous! thats for damn sure!
Tamia- being a good wife to Grant Hill.. i say that cuz i dont hear about her on TMZ or MediaTakeOut so she good
Ashanti- once you cut them sideburns, you had nuthin for anyone to talk about
Tara- i dont even know who this is, somone reccomended her to me
Christina Milian- #wash'D!
T-Boz- Sickly
Mia X- just regular ol Mia now
Mystikal- some fat nigga
Deborah Cox- with a name like that, i know somewhere where she coulda worked
Next- #NEXT!
Tweet- Ooops theres goes my job OHMY
Kema Keisha Pam (Total)- Lesbian Orgy somewhere moaning in harmony
702- downgraded to 351
Nicole Wray- wishing she was still under Missy
Magoo- wishing he hadnt told Timberland "my name is Mag-gan-noo, get it straight nigga!"
B5- Jackson 5 finally caught on they was tryna steal all they songs
T3- in Tito's house aint doin shit with they lives
Letoya Luckett- devising a plan to take Beyonce out of the game
Michelle Williams- ripping down all her WORD UP! Destiny Child posters off her wall
Uncle Luc- living good... he dont gotta do shit! bitches still fuck wit him
Xzibit- realizing how dumb of a name that is
504 Boys- wondering what the 504 stood for after all these years
Juvenile- the oldest nigga in Juvi
Ying Yang Twins- in some retard ward screamin HANH!
Lil Jon- reading Shakespeare drinking herbal tea
Akon- selling Goochi bags
Yung Buck- watching re-runs of Oprah
Tony Yayo- playing 50 Cent Bulletproof just to see his character be gangsta
Olivia- still waiting for G-Unit to put out her 1st album
Amil- working F/T at Pathmark #deadass
Vita- wish i knew where she went off to
(party aint a party lady)- im still tryna figure out her name without Googling smh
Tatiyana Ali- better off being Ashley
Faith Evans- clearly Biggie was you're savior cuz you're doing horrible now
Blu Cantrell- one song... that didnt even make sense
Carl Thomas- you had talent... #WHAThappened
Angie Stone- blowing down Brown Sugar & Chocolate Thai with...
Dangelo-... <--- this nigga
Blackstreet- on the backstreets
India Arie- gone TOO natural, she turned into a tree
O'ryan- no one even knew he tried to sing
Pleasure P- had to move somewhere far from schools.. apparently everywhere has a school
Amerie- probably back to wherever she comes from
Pretty Ricky- They all probably dont fuck with Spectacular no more and took him from they Top 8s of Myspace
Cassie- looking for that 1/3 of her head she shaved off
Youngbloodz- they dont give a damn, so IDGAF!
Nelly- he good, he made sure he invested in mad shit cuz his style was corny
J Holiday- probably still in Bed
Mario Winan- He dont even wanna know where his fame is smh
SHEEEEEEEEEEESH!
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